Kidnapped in the Audi A5 Sportback
Yesterday I was kidnapped.
When I came to, I was in a space capsule traveling through time.
At first, I was so distracted by the cabin I was in that I couldn’t even look out the window to watch time pass by.
Who was this man in the driver seat? He was wearing dark glasses and staring straight ahead.
“Where are you taking me?”
“To the Xtraz Galaxy. You have been summoned by The Source.”
“Who? WHattttt??? Where is what galaxy?”
“Don’t pretend like you don’t know Aniseh. You’re the one that called for help.”
“Dude, I think you’ve got the wrong person, I didn’t call you”, rolling my eyes.
I couldn’t get over his ride though; it was so ridiculously cool. Maybe this Xtraz place wouldn't be so bad if everyone drove cars like this.
He spoke to the car “Google, what’s the score of the Jays game?”
The car spoke back; “The score is currently 5-0 for Boston”
Dude; “It’s ok, their's still 3 innings left. The bats will come out.”
“We’re traveling through time, and you’re concerned with the baseball game?” mouth and eyes fully open staring at him dumbfounded.
“Baseball is timeless. And yes, I pick and choose what I spend my time on.”
Then he reached over me and pressed something on the side of my chair.
OMG! I talked too much, and now he’s going to launch me out of the car. I closed my eyes and pressed hard on my lips, waiting to get ejected.
Nothing happened. Instead, I felt pressure in my back through the chair. I opened my eyes and looked around. WTF? The pressure moved up my spine and then back down. “Is your car massaging me?”
“You need to chill”.
Ok, no problem, I can chill. My attention kept going back to this stunning cockpit. The beautifully lined stitching, the hidden ambient lighting, the layered juxtaposition of the carbon fiber and Alcantara suede. It was all so carefully designed. Imagine the creator of this beauty. So much love had gone into every inch of it. If this Xtraz Galaxy could inhabit designers such as the one who created this vehicle, then maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to mingle amongst these lovers and be inspired to live my life with the same attention to detail that this vehicle was designed with.
Maybe I'll let him kidnap me and see where this goes...